Things They Say Google Weight Loss Q&A
By Mark on Jun 6, 2008 in Featured
While I was looking through my web hosting stats last night. I decided to look back at my keywords and how people find my blog, it is quite interesting to see what particular key phrases people use to find your site or in my case my blog.
And just for a bit of a change, I thought I would share these with you and make them into a questions and answers post. With a bit of a slant on each one, stay with it and you will see what I mean.
Q. Ways of losing weight from your bum (butt) ?
A. My advice would be try moving around as in not sit on it so much, and also try to do some leg exercises.
Q. How to manipulate food to lose weight ?
A. Dear web surfer I am sorry but I have no idea how you can manipulate food in order to lose weight, I don’t think that shouting at it or trying to be manipulative towards it will help a great deal.
Unless of course you mean you want to modify the genetic structure of the food. For this I suggest that you become a scientist and understand how to genetically modified food so that it will do what you require. Hope this helps.
Q. Plastic jackets loose weight ?
A. Dear web surfer, I’m afraid that as far as I’m aware there isn’t currently at this time a plastic jacket that will help you to lose weight, if there are any budding entrepreneurs and or inventors reading this. Perhaps they could get in touch with me and let me know if there is such a thing so I can write about it.
Q. How does a microwave eat your food so quickly ?
A. Dear web surfer I have as yet not come across a microwave that can eat food quickly, is this something the Japanese have developed and is being kept under wraps, if anybody knows of a microwave that eats food please let me know.
Q. Wordpress theme loss weight
A. Dear web surfer, as far as I am aware there isn’t to my knowledge, a Wordpress theme that can help you to loss weight.
Q. How to lose weight off curtain parts ?
A. Dear web surfer are you saying that you have overweight curtains, my advice would be to take them to someone who can either higher or lower them for you. Or are you referring to the weights that some curtains having at the bottom of them. Try taking a few of those out and see if that helps.
Q. Skinheads on a raft what would you be eating ?
A. Dear web surfer there are two ways to look at this, I would say you have a bit of a serious problem here, because your question is in fact the answer, you may be dabbling in the ancient art of cannibalism. I would suggest that you seek advice from a health care professional and see what they say, or are you simply saying that you want to know what skinheads on a raft are.
If that is the case simply put this is what, British people refer to as eating beans on toast hope this helps.
Q. Tyre eating machines
A. Dear web surfer, as far as I know there isn’t any tyre eating machines, to help you with your problem, are you trying to say that you need some help losing your spare tyre, around your stomach. As far as I’m aware, there isn’t any nanotechnology that would fulfil your request.
Perhaps in years to come this may become a reality but until then I recommend plenty of fruit and vegetables and lots of cardiovascular exercise.
Q. Found spider in my pomegranates
A. Dear web surfer, I am very sorry that you found a spider in your pomegranate I’m not exactly sure how many calories, or in fact what kind of nutrition a spider would have, my advice would be to remove the spider and clean the pomegranate and then try eating it, this pomegranates are a very nutritious fruit minus a spider. Hope this answers your question.
Q. Places to go where people go to loose weight ?
A. Dear web surfer, my advice would be try joining a gym that is where a lot of people go to try and lose weight, or other things I can suggest are, aerobics classes, swimming, group walks and so on.
Q. Losing weight jackets
A. Dear web surfer, as far as I’m aware yet again, there isn’t any jackets on the market that can help you to lose weight I am very sorry to disappoint you regarding this matter. Perhaps in the near future this may become a reality. I do hope you find the particular item that you are looking for.
I do hope that this answers all your questions have a great day.
Tags: Exercise, lose weight
5 Trackback(s)